So, the other night Emily called me and left the following message:
"Hello Katie, this is Barack Obama. I was just calling at the request of my secretary, Shmi, she thought you would be an excellent candidate for Top Jedi in my cabinet. So, if you could just give me a call back sometime, I'll probably be up for a while or else we can talk tomorrow night or the next night, just get me back. This is urgent. I need someone who is very handy with a light saber and I think that you would do just the trick. Goodbye, and I salute you."
I salute you. I called her back, and left this message:
"Hi President Obama, this is Katie getting back to you about the position of Top Jedi. I just wanted to say that I think it would be totally bitchin'. I'm going to need somewhere to dock my transport unit, but I figure you probably already have one of those on the roof of the White House. So, yeah, gimme a call back, B-Rock."
So she called me back, and left this message:
"Yo, this is B-rock, not to be confused Brian from the Backstreet Boys. Actually this is your President-elect. And I know that our term in office together is going to be as... epic as this game of phone tag. So if give me a call back I will tell you all about how I've one upped your offer. I actually have a sweet pod fitted with huge like bass speakers, a little handy light saber power-up and also, um...... cool lights that cut through the fog. So, if you want to see that, if you want to take a little joy ride around DC, just hit me back up on my cell. Peace out!"
My favorite part is the sweet fog lights incentive.
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does it have cup-holders? and how many? and are they the proper size? you should consider this, because you can't be wasting precious concentration using force holds on cups when you're saving the universe from the Dark Side
I need to check out this.
This is serious business, after all.
I was just too excited about the fog lights to focus.
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